What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.