What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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William Shatner

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They are full of Iranian seman

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Auto-pirate.

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So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What do communist leaders call protesters?

Red paint.

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform.

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They both spend all their money on payphones.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash