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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened to drugs, kids?

We still have drugs!

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

Who's there! Anka! Anka who?

Anka the ship!

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What do you call an unpleasant sand-carrying windstorm?

Da Rude Sandstorm

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.