What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

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Because umbrellas can't walk

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

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Maroon

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Pyrex

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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A crew.

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He has thrust issues.