What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.