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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.