What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship?

Okay men, get on the ship.

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

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Carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

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A giraffic jam!

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What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.