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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What's red and smells like white paint?

Red paint.

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.