They both spend all their money on payphones.
Maroon
The crews got marooned
Both crews were marooned.
Blacking out and gaining money.
He wanted rich milk!
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
At least a brazillion dollars...
A pterrorist
Because it crashes all the time.
It was capsaicin.
Santa isn't real.
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
They were MAROONED!
A snailor.
Fish and ships!