They both spend all their money on payphones.
Maroon
The crews got marooned
Both crews were marooned.
Dried red paint
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
He has thrust issues.
Derive, derive, derive!
They were MAROONED!
For drizzle.
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
He couldn't grow a pear
Because the farmers milk them dry!
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
Elizabeth.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.