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Maroon Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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Your Age Is Only Math

What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

How do you make a small fortune in the movie industry?

You spend a large fortune

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What Happened when Feminist's found out about Reddit?

Well they deleted

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Red Beard Jokes More Red Beard Jokes

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!