Maroon Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa