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Maroon Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Red Beard Jokes More Red Beard Jokes

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor.

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!