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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

What is the difference between Elliot Rodgers and Malaysia Airlines?

Malaysia Airlines only has been shot down once.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Christmas Music Jokes More Christmas Music Jokes

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.