What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers?

One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Kobe Bryant Jokes More Kobe Bryant Jokes

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.

Christmas Music Jokes More Christmas Music Jokes

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.