Christmas music will still be playing next year.
I can get through his opening monologue without laughing
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
Mean-opoly.
Because Oct31 = Dec25
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
He's been underground for five years now.
Because he plays with Pooh.
Because then the children have to play inside.
Because he needed one.
Hard work and dedication.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.