What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

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What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.