What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

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What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.