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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

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How can you get out of a locked room with a piano in it?

Play the piano until you find the right key.

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

Christmas Music Jokes More Christmas Music Jokes

What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.