Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Why don't we call it Christlmas?

Noel.

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.