Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!

What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.