Noel Jokes

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

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Where is the 'L' in Christmas?

There is noel

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

Why don't we call it Christlmas?

Noel.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

Where is the 'L' in Christmas?

There is noel

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

How can you make seven even?

Take away the letter S.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.