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Noel Jokes

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

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Where is the 'L' in Christmas?

There is noel

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

Why don't we call it Christlmas?

Noel.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How can you spell chilly with two letters?

IC (icy).

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Ordinary Alphabet Jokes More Ordinary Alphabet Jokes

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

L. Jokes More L. Jokes

Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled?

His toga size went from L to XL.