Noel Jokes

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

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Where is the 'L' in Christmas?

There is noel

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

Why don't we call it Christlmas?

Noel.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

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Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Christmas Alphabet Jokes More Christmas Alphabet Jokes

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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What do I have now?

Oh, I do not know, DIABETES MAYBE!

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).

Why is the letter "O" everywhere?

Because it's a round U.