Denture Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Public Jokes More Public Jokes

What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

What do you call a guy who does not fart in public?

A private tutor.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.