Denture Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

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Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?

Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

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Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

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Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

So they have something to do in the afternoon.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where