How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.