Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.