Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.