Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating