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Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.