Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

Previous Random Joke Next

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond