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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a ghost that stays out all night?

Afresh air freak.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

Bed Sheet Jokes More Bed Sheet Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

Macy Jokes More Macy Jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys