How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.

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Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

Cos' sin tans

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

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What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Bed Sheet Jokes More Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Macy Jokes More Macy Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.