How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Why does salt melt snow?

Because when your salty you melt down in tears.

Bed Sheet Jokes More Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Macy Jokes More Macy Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!