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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

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Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What's a orphans first words?

I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Melt Jokes More Melt Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Bed Sheet Jokes More Bed Sheet Jokes

What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Macy Jokes More Macy Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!