What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scottsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

Why did the hen fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well