What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!