That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT
Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.