That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT
We only met last week!
God does not punish twice.
B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
