That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT
Him: Um, YOU called ME.
They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.
Eggnog-stic.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.