Rectal Thermometer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste!

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer?

The taste.

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The joke is its own pun-ishment.

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Namaste.

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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The players all drowned in spring training.

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What smells better than it taste?

A nose

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

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What's the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

Mostly the taste.

What's the difference between oral and rectal thermometers?

The taste.

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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Where do admins go for summer break?

Banned camp.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.