The taste.
The taste
The taste!
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
They cause too much brain damage.
The attorney charges more.
After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
Instagran
ICU.
Mend her bones or walk the plank
Depends...
It's a little meteor.
They havent been taught good table manners!
You should know more than your dog.
Luke warm
Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.
Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it
They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Dad jokes
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
