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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

How do you say Philippines in Ebonics?

Colombia

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.