What do John Mellencamp and Ashton Kutcher have in common?

They both picked up a Cougar and then thought better of it.

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How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

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What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.