What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

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What has two O's and fires?

A double-vowel shotgun.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.