What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string