Existential Crisis Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert?

You get very lumpy ice cream!

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

Solipsist Jokes More Solipsist Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Wild Jokes More Wild Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!