What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards off the boat?

Because if they went forward they'd be in the boat

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.