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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter?

Because it's a mini soda.

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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What's every cat's favorite song?

Three Blind Mice!

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.