What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

What's every cat's favorite song?

Three Blind Mice!

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What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!