What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

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What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

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What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.