What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

No eye-deer.

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What has six eyes but can't see?

Three blind mice.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!