What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

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What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket?

Independent

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor