National Anthem Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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Because 7 ate 9.

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He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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