National Anthem Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

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How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

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What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy