National Anthem Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

Attention K-Mart shoppers...

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

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What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

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What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

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Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

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What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

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What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

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