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National Anthem Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

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It was a boxer!

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

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Where do boats go when they're sick?

The Doc

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

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How many seasons are there in a dogs life?

Just one the moulting season!

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.