Charlotte Jokes

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste