Charlotte Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

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How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.