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Charlotte Jokes

What's black and white and red all over?

Charlotte, NC

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

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Author Jokes More Author Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.

Protest Jokes More Protest Jokes

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

What was the bear protesting?

His right to human arms

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!