Author Jokes

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What race is the author of Charlotte's Web?

E B White

Knock knock. Who's there? An author. An author who?

An author joke like this and I'm off!

What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery?

A semi-colon

How did the author get from one plot point to the other?

A Segway. --any tweaks to make it better

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.