Riot Jokes

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

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Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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Nickelback Jokes More Nickelback Jokes

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

Review Jokes More Review Jokes

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Kraut Jokes More Kraut Jokes

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Collective Noun Jokes More Collective Noun Jokes

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.