Riot Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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What is the collective noun for a group of depressives?

A melancolony

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

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What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

Trial Jokes More Trial Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!