Riot Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

Review Jokes More Review Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there! Bettina! Bettina who?

Bettina minute you'll open this door!

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Plural Jokes More Plural Jokes

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

4 Day Jokes More 4 Day Jokes

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

Referendum Jokes More Referendum Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.