Riot Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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What do you call a rock group of 4 men who don't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore. Or Nickelback. I'm so sorry.

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

Cal Jokes More Cal Jokes

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

Diepole

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the most common question in Quantum Physics?

I don't know

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb