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Riot Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

What is the collective noun for three dyslexics?

A riot.

What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.

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Because every day is a sadder-day.

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He thought it was his civic doodie!

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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What is punctuation's favorite curry?

L&a

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

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What do you call a riot in Baltimore?

Target practice.

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

Nickel Jokes More Nickel Jokes

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

Who gave you a nickel?

Everyone did.

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out