Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

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Why do they carry Marines around on Naval ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."