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Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What do the Welsh like to do in their private time?

Oh, sorry guys. It would've been a baaaaaa-d joke.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

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What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers