Conversation Jokes

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

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What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

What do you think is wrong with me?

You have a broken finger!

Discuss Jokes More Discuss Jokes

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

How do you discuss cheese with a Welshman?

Very Caerphilly.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."

Energy Jokes More Energy Jokes

Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale