Conversation Jokes

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

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What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?

Chit-Shatting

How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

Why don't other bugs like earwigs?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations!

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

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How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

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What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What did the celebrity say to the tabloid?

You discussed me!

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops