How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Why is my algebra textbook so sad?

It has a lot of problems.