How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.