How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

Ok you 2 dont start anything

Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.