How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What's 1+1?

2

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What did the car said to the valet?

I've been through a lot.

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's