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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Root Beer Jokes More Root Beer Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.