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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

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What's a trees favorite drink?

Root beer

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.