How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog