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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup