What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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Why did they stop serving beer at Miami Marlins games?

They didn't have enough pitchers.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup