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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.