What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

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How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What's that Sarge?

Someone's building a pig.

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.