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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

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Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.