What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.