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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

Whats a plants favorite drink?

Root Beer

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

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What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.