What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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What did the square say to the root?

Radical

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

How much is a soft drink?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.