Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

What did 1 lesbian bullfrog say to the other lesbian bullfrog?

They're right we do taste like chicken!

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A pork chop.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!