Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Oh-lay!

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What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?

A Walkie Talkie

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

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Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.

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Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.