How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

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What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.