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How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

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What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

What's green then turns red really quickly?

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.