How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.