Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
More guns.
Both will never get a college degree.
Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.
A Buy-ologist.
A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )
Because they're funny on many levels.
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
This is non-cents!
It lost its porpoise.
She swallowed
Roll playing im sry
Nun.
In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
Because they carry guns instead
He was delighted.
Leave my provolone!
They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.
