Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
More guns.
Both will never get a college degree.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
It was a Regal
Because everything is a steal.
A Basilian.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
A gun has one trigger.
They both go PEW PEW PEW
Take their little stones and brooms away!
Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke
They generally have a college degree and are hard workers.
Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.