Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
It's the bot that counts.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
A real mess on your hands.
Because she will "Let It Go.
Pop music!
A Pimp
He starts coffin...
Two fingers of whiskey.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
Because he was feeling blue
Down in the mouth!
Empty Magazines.
