Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
They'll tell you.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
Absolutely nothing
Space Jammies!
Because he's a man of the nice watch
Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.
A well 'aardvark!
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.