Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...
Kobe beef
Because they gave him Aang-xiety
It was the knight time
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.
He was having a mid life crisis.
Her clam smells like fish!
An algebra
She would always let it go.
Leddit go
Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.
A real mess on your hands.
In case he got a hole in one.
A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.
