Candy Bar Jokes

How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Flavor Jokes More Flavor Jokes

What flavor do termites like best?

Chair-y

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle