Candy Bar Jokes

How does a candy bar laugh?

It snickers

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

Who would steal an artificial leg?

Im stumped.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.