All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
It snickers
This is non-cents!
He had one-million dollars, but no cents.
Lincoln. He made the most cents.
It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one
Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.
Payday vs prayday.
A payday
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
He desperately kneaded the dough!
WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.
Dental floss!
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.
Woman
As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
