What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Why do you hate me?

Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.