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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.