What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters