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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.