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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.