How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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Why is there such a shortage of teachers in Africa?

Teacher's aides

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.