How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

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What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four...

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What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.