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Twitter User Jokes

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards