Twitter User Jokes

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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What questioned started the Holocaust?

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

If I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.