Twitter User Jokes

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.