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Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.
She was hit by a bus
You don't get a lollipop afterwards
Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...
Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!
She got hit by a Bus.
Drive a bus through a pride parade
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
People said she was making too much of a racket.
By crossing the Finnish line!
He had no guts!
A dirty double crosser.
Fowl play!
It's terminal.
I can clearly see you're nuts
