Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!