Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross
Because he had no guts.
So the other side could get to him
To get to the other... *sigh*
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
He always gets nailed to the boards.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
They both got nailed all night.
