Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.