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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

How much less could you care?

Coworker: I don't get it. Me: I noticed.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Pic Jokes More Pic Jokes

What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing