What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How does Kris Kringle clean his hands?

Santatizer

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Pic Jokes More Pic Jokes

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing