What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

When does karaoke start?

Him: Never. Me: But I put my "I Karaoke" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever.

What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

Pic Jokes More Pic Jokes

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.