What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

What did the hands say to the flour?

I knead you!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Pic Jokes More Pic Jokes

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.