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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Hurry Jokes More Hurry Jokes

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Pic Jokes More Pic Jokes

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

Where we going?

Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..

Scroll Jokes More Scroll Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.