You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
To get to the second-hand shop.
Cover your ears with your hands
Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white
Because he was bored of the rings!
By having people believe that you've won an election.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
She puts her top back on and leaves.
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
Both are in the way if you are in a hurry
Jesus in a hurry.
PIC on someone your own size!
Will there be food Why do I have to die Why didn't you like my last pic..
What are our scientists doing
