With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..
Deadpeople
Both start off as eggs.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Dead or Alive
During a game of charades
Sat down!
Twitter only allows 160 characters
Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
Twitter only allows 140 characters.
It only allows 140 characters