With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
The location of the dirtbag.
You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.
A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters
Because he doesn't like being followed.
Toucan play at that game!
You ask them to hold the door for you.
The Bannisters
There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.
Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
It only allows 140 characters