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What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!