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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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He got turnip

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A buck an ear!

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A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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He took a forrest dump.

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That's a huge axe man!

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What's a blind deer's favorite dance move?

A no-see-doe

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.