What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What is the poorest tree in the forest?

The burr-oak tree.

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.