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What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What's cheaper, Beer Nuts or Deer Nuts?

Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What did the rabbit say to the deer?

What up doe