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What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.