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Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

The ICU

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

Tibet Jokes More Tibet Jokes

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.