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Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

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How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..