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What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?

Grrraaaaiiinnns...

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What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!