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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.