What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.