What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.