What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.