What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.