What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

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Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.