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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.