Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

November Jokes More November Jokes

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.