Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.