How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller?

To get to the other side!

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What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.