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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

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What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend