Not all men.
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
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