Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Little Caesers
Little Caesars.
Billable vowels.
He was charged with battery.
He had swine flu
Cops
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Work smarter not harder people.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
Your ex!
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
Dominoes. Falling one at a time.
Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **