How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What do you call a midget with epilepsy that makes pizza?

Little Seizures...

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

How can this cop expect me to show him my license when he took it away last month?

What an Idiot.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man?

He always delivers.

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

Provide Jokes More Provide Jokes

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Call Jokes More Call Jokes

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

Domino Jokes More Domino Jokes

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Legal Counsel Jokes More Legal Counsel Jokes

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel