Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
Have they never had pizza
Wanna pizza me
The ambulance slammed on its brakes.
A lawyer.
He worked for a special branch.
He was too far out man
He always delivers.
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
Domi does not know....
