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Khaled Jokes

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

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What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

What is Khaleds fav number?

11 because it has another 1

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where would you find the scientist who loved to f$k dogs?

In the lab.

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Decimal Jokes More Decimal Jokes

What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction?

1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company?

Capital Juan

Crossdresse Jokes More Crossdresse Jokes

What do you call DJ Khaled crossdressing as Hulk Hogan?

A "brother" one."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.