A "brother" one."
11, because it has another one
11 because it has another 1
1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one.
Because decimals always have a point.
Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother
11, because it has another one.
Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.
Deadmau5
Earth wind and fire
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.
11 Because it has another 1
A scapegoat.
A symphony
It's already run out of battery.
A battery has a positive side.