How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What do you get when you dress The Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!