How does The Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

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How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott.

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.